Strange Times with Covid-19

It’s been two weeks since we last ate out. Sunday March 15th. We had bought more plants at Whitfill’s Nursery and decided, what the hell, we’re hungry, and Luci’s is right around the corner. The lunch crowd munched away under a celestially beautiful sky. Normal.

The healthcare company where I work sent us white-collar workers home early last week. Thankfully, what I do can be done anywhere with a laptop and Internet. Two days into my isolation, I woke up with a red rash under my right eye. I’ve had it a week now. That’s great timing for you! I write about contact allergic reactions to all kinds of shit in the dermatology area of the company. If my rash does not go away, do I drive down to see the dermatologist there? Or do I just wait for it to pass and hope it does not take over my face?

Last week, while taking our late afternoon walk, a perfectly normal-looking young man, standing by a bank of mailboxes across the street, caught our eye. His backpack lay on the ground nearby. He had one leg lifted. “He can’t be,” my husband said. But yes, he was. Changing his pants in broad daylight. I discreetly averted my eyes. He saw us and called out, “Sorry, I have to change my pants.” “Whatever you have to do, I replied.”

We did the 6:00 a.m. senior hour at Fry’s Tuesday morning. Rather dystopian, a whole store filled with fading people. Still, we got a 12-pack of toilet paper, so it was worth it.

A relative called yesterday with a tip he’d heard at a business meeting. “Listen,” he said. “I’m not supposed to spread this around, but I’m telling you. The governor is going to close the state. A Shelter-in-Place order is going to be announced on the weekend.” We immediately ran to Safeway to stock up even more. (Is this hoarding, I wonder.) It is now Saturday morning. Last word from the news is that such an order is not deemed necessary. My shelves are groaning.

My daughter in Oakland face-timed me yesterday. She lost her server job last week. For a few days distributing food from the restaurant to food pantries and shelters gave her purpose–800 eggs to responsibly dispose of. Now the deeper reality is setting in. She rents a room in a house with four other people, three of whom are also facing loss of income. They had a meeting with their landlord to discuss the situation. He was willing to take 800 dollars for April. Great, they all thought. But the remaining 24 hundred would be due down the line. They are considering rent strike. She thinks rage is the proper response to what is happening.

My husband informed me he has a slightly sore throat this morning. He is seventy-three years old. He talked on the phone and Skyped for hours yesterday, in between drags on a cigarette. I am going to assume all is well.

Through all this uncertainty, another question niggles my mind. When I recycle my milk and juice cartons, do I leave the little plastic cap screwed on? Or does that spoil the batch? If you know, do please share. It is driving me crazy.

Current Trends in Traditional Book Publishing: Fiction, Nonfiction and YA | Jane Friedman

Scanning a few nuggets from book publishing guru Jane Friedman this morning. Click through to read her salient analyses gleaned from prominent agents and editors in the field.

The rise of Millennial nostalgia and graphic novels, the decline of political tell-alls and publisher-driven marketing: all of this and more in 2019 trends.

Source: Current Trends in Traditional Book Publishing: Fiction, Nonfiction and YA | Jane Friedman

Fiction Writing Contests Worth Your Time in Spring 2019

I’m deep into writing toxicology reports at the moment (oh dear lord!) but keeping my eye out too, for opportunities on the larger literary scene. For you dedicated writers out there, Writer Unboxed brings you the current listings of writing contests for spring 2019. Write on!

This submissions season covers deadlines from March 1, 2019 through May 31, 2019. How was the start of your writing year? Deep into drafts and submissions or still working up to your first? Here’s …

Source: Fiction Writing Contests Worth Your Time in Spring 2019

Russell Baker, Pulitzer-Winning Times Columnist and Humorist, Dies at 93 – The New York Times

I was saddened to hear of Russell Baker’s death. If you have never read his Pulitzer-Prize-winning memoir, Growing Up, I highly recommend it. He brilliantly and humorously captured the world that died with our parents. Read more from the New York Times obituary.

 

Mr. Baker, a backwoods-born Virginian who became one of America’s most celebrated writers, spent decades at The New York Times and hosted “Masterpiece Theater” for years.

Source: Russell Baker, Pulitzer-Winning Times Columnist and Humorist, Dies at 93 – The New York Times

Fiction Writing Contests Worth Your Time in Winter 2018

Alas, I won’t be sending off any stories at this time, but I hope some of you may find this list from Writer Unblocked helpful! Many of them have an entry charge, so as always, use your discretion.

What are your submission or rejection goals for 2018? Inspired by Lit Hub’s 100 rejections per year post, I got 93 rejections 2017 and aimed to cross 100 this year. Since my last contest roundup, I…

Source: Fiction Writing Contests Worth Your Time in Winter 2018

The WordPress Plugins I Can’t Live Without | Jane Friedman

Plugins are one of the most wonderful and useful things about WordPress. Here are some of my favorites that I recommend for writers.

Source: The WordPress Plugins I Can’t Live Without | Jane Friedman

Just had to pass this post on. I took a webinar from Jane Friedman when I moved from a simple BlogSpot Memoir Crafter blog to my self-hosted WordPress site. I still have much to learn, but the plugins Jane mentions here are great. I highly recommend Yoast!

Would love to hear what plugins you are using!

 

American Pie-Not Enough to Go Around

Image of last piece of pie

“Make the pie higher.” So said our illustrious 41st president George Bush. The line resurfaced in my head this week when thinking of two recent exchanges: the flash fiction prompt of “pie” from Charli Mills at Carrot Ranch, and a conversation I had with my conservative sister-the-sister.

These days of course, so many of us political lefties look back fondly on “W.” Ten years ago, we thought the right could do no worse damage than it had under the Bush-Cheney regime—the phony war in Iraq; the torture memos that justified waterboarding; the no-bid contracts with Halliburton and Blackwater; the assaults against the separation of Church and State and the pandering to the detestable Tea Party; the false commitment to “family values”; and the highly dubious oil ties with Saudi Arabia, to name just a few crimes.

And though Bush may have mangled our language, his idiomatic sins were far less sinister than those committed by our current Obfuscator-in-Chief, with his accusations of “fake news,” his protestations of “witch hunts,” his propensity to defame anyone who crosses him with his crass labels (Crooked Hillary, Lying Ted, Little Marco) and his obscene pronouncements regarding women. My gorge rises as I type.

Being thus consumed by my abhorrence of the man now degrading the highest office of our land, I cannot take off my political “pussy hat,” when sitting down to write or when talking to those of my dear ones who voted for the cad.

Religion and Politics in America

I have written here before of my twin sister, the Franciscan nun, and her (to my eye) confoundingly conservative views. “Yeah, yeah, she’s a one-issue voter,” an acquaintance reminded me last week. “It’s all about abortion.” Okay, yes, I understand the social issues over the last twenty years or so that have led my sister to take as her political guide either the likes of Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh or the Catholic journals she reads. And though neither Republican nor religious, I too resonate with the bootstrapping values of individual endeavor, responsibility, and hard work that the Republicans have laid claim too. I too agree there should be limits to government control of individual lives. But such fallback justifications for the current  administration’s efforts to, for example, axe healthcare for millions and cut Medicare and Medicaid, are just scum on the surface of a very deep pond.

Certainly the GOP with its  merciless promotion of free-market capitalism, its climate-change deniers, its trickle-down economy enthusiasts and deregulation champions  (except when it comes to women’s bodies) embody as a group the very antithesis of the Christian message they so publicly embrace. So when it comes to understanding my sister, to maintaining the closeness we have always felt, I am abjectly lost. For I can’t help but feel that the actions and values my sister now defends couldn’t be farther from the teachings of the founder of her order, Saint Francis. Here was an intentionally impoverished man, a man now named the patron saint of ecology,  a man who “really believed what Jesus said: ‘Announce the kingdom! Possess no gold or silver or copper in your purses, no traveling bag, no sandals, no staff’ (Luke 9:1-3).”

A Bigger Piece of the Pie for Some

The sister and I spoke over the weekend. Though we try to stay away from the political, it is nearly impossible not to drift in that direction. She bluntly stated that she believed capitalism was good. That, although she finds our swaggering, mendacious leader detestable, he is moving our country in the right direction. After all, she pointed out, the stock markets are way up. When I objected that not all people benefited from the bull market (and that at any rate bull markets have a dismaying habit of falling), she fell back on the old sad premise that “the poor will always be with us.” By that measure, those who get a bigger piece of the pie leave just a few crumbs for the rest.

As we “speak,” my sister is settling into a three-week visit with her German counterparts for a big council meeting. I wish her well in Germany. She admitted feeling a tad anxious. Our rather virulent strain of capitalism does not apparently go down well with her German sisters. Nor has our president endeared himself to their people. One of these sisters apparently slapped a nun visiting from my sister’s convent some years back. But I do relish the idea of my sister’s exposure to a fresh, European perspective. And I wonder how she will defend her American heartland politics in the face of what may well be a passionate call to support the American left in its struggle against those very positions.

And now, the flash:

American Pie

“Nothing more American than apple pie,” she said.

“Oh, I don’t know. There’s lots of things.”

“Okay, sure, there’s baseball and Mom, too.”

“That’s not what I was thinking about.”

“What then?”

“Oh, oppression of the poor, Wall Street fat cats, imperialism, misogyny, institutionalized sexism and racism, homelessness, addiction, environmental destruction…”

“God, you’re so negative.”

“No, just realistic.”

“I still think it’s a land of opportunity for all.”

“No, you think it’s a zero-sum game. Not enough pie for everyone; some must go without.”

“I never said that.”

“No? Then what’s with ‘the poor will always be with us’?”

 

 

What Every Writer Ought to Know About the Omniscient POV – Helping Writers Become Authors

What’s the problem with omniscient POV? Why are so many authors confused about it? And why are so many editors delivering digital hand slaps because of it?

Source: What Every Writer Ought to Know About the Omniscient POV – Helping Writers Become Authors

Thinking about POV this morning. K.M. Weiland provides a nice short summary of a writer’s choices, and gives us the lowdown on the challenging omniscient narrator.